PAPYRUS

IT'S ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH! I CAN'T SEEM TO RECOGNISE MOST OF THESE PEOPLE, BUT I'D CERTAINLY LIKE TO MEET THEM. ..OH, RIGHT! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF! I'M HEROIC, I'M BOLD, I'VE GOT THE STRENGTH AND POWER OF A KNIGHT! I'M ALSO QUITE THE COOK, NYEH! I'VE GOT PLENTY OF FRIENDS I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHERE THEY ARE... IF YOU SEE A SLIGHTLY SHORTER SKELETON, OR A FISH LADY, LET ME KNOW! SEE YOU SOON! PAPYRUS