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MARIO

Super Mario Brother

ATTACK
5.0/10

DEFENSE
3.0/10

FRIENDSHIP
9.0/10

HE/HIM

shines in...

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This specific Mario originates from an actual NES, who knows how he got sentience, but he's here now. A little bit impatient at times, but he's happy to be involved. A silent Mario too, like Unfair Mario, but that's probably due to hardware restrictions at the time.

Like Flash Mario, he doesn't really understand the present day, but he takes it better than Flash does.

FUN FACTS

  • This Mario is from an original Super Mario Bros. game cartridge!

  • .. which means the game was pretty broken without him for the time being.

  • The only poses this Mario can do are what the game offered, so even the most basic task of looking up or down is challenging to him.

  • He thinks the Turbo button is cheating.

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